"Freeze Frame Hi-5!"

My new addiction of late is 'How I met your mother!'. Now initially this show did not interest me, however after acquiring a couple of episodes and watching them...it is hilarious! Things like "Suit Up!" or "Have you met.. " are just becoming standard language in my vocabulary. So clever!

In an aside, I have modified my points scoring list now includes bisexuality as a negative. Not only that, but I heard a quote from a workmates' friend that basically summed it all up. "Going out with bi-sexual is bad because it's like you are playing 'defence' against the entire population!". So very succinctly put!

Also, on a bizarre story note...on Tuesday night I was hanging out with some chicks from class when we began talkin' about halitosis. Apparently they have this huge aversion to garlic-breath - so much so that one of them mentioned that if they had eaten garlic at all during the day, they would immediately rule out leaving the house.

This lead me to thinking what things would cause me to be so embarrassed that I would stay in-doors...and the only two things I could come up with was if: 1. I had no clean clothes left. Even then, I would consider wearing some dirty clothes if I had to; and 2. If I physically could not move. Does this mean that I just don't care what I look like?

Most sound advice i've heard in a long while...

A bit of profound advice was given to me yesterday..."Never go out with a bi-sexual". Now this little gem may not seem spectacular, but if you really sit there and ponder the possible issues...it is quite a useful bit of advice (if you aren't in it for the group sex of course!)

1. How do you know how often or when they will decide to break up with you because they wish to swing the other way?
2. How do you know that they don't have a partner for each gender they support?
3. Does their attitude (inability to commit to one side or the other) reflect their moods? (ie. are they all 'macho' one day, and a real 'pansy' the next?)
4. I would be questioning which way they were more experienced at, and well...am I losing out?

Those were just 4 thoughts off the top of my head, i'm sure if I thought about it some more there would be other issues that would concern me about the situation. Anyway, I thought it was my duty to share the wealth of knowledge I have :-)

Yesterday was R.'s hens lunch at Will & Toby's in Manly. It was fantastic to see her so well and her regular cheerful self! The place was also lovely with fabulously scrumptious food! Must go back!! I also met some fabulous people! It made me realise how much I need more gay guys in my life. They are just so friendly and open and just genuinely nice! Plus they have extra bonus points for STYLE! :-)

On the up and up with Manly though, I don't often head to that side of Sydney. But it is becoming more and more apparent that I should be dropping by every once in awhile...especially on the weekends when there are some really hot bods around! Where are all these guys during the week? How come I don't see them around?