The K Word

A regular rant about my life expectations and other such catastrophes

Monday, March 12, 2007

Most sound advice i've heard in a long while...

A bit of profound advice was given to me yesterday..."Never go out with a bi-sexual". Now this little gem may not seem spectacular, but if you really sit there and ponder the possible issues...it is quite a useful bit of advice (if you aren't in it for the group sex of course!)

1. How do you know how often or when they will decide to break up with you because they wish to swing the other way?
2. How do you know that they don't have a partner for each gender they support?
3. Does their attitude (inability to commit to one side or the other) reflect their moods? (ie. are they all 'macho' one day, and a real 'pansy' the next?)
4. I would be questioning which way they were more experienced at, and well...am I losing out?

Those were just 4 thoughts off the top of my head, i'm sure if I thought about it some more there would be other issues that would concern me about the situation. Anyway, I thought it was my duty to share the wealth of knowledge I have :-)

Yesterday was R.'s hens lunch at Will & Toby's in Manly. It was fantastic to see her so well and her regular cheerful self! The place was also lovely with fabulously scrumptious food! Must go back!! I also met some fabulous people! It made me realise how much I need more gay guys in my life. They are just so friendly and open and just genuinely nice! Plus they have extra bonus points for STYLE! :-)

On the up and up with Manly though, I don't often head to that side of Sydney. But it is becoming more and more apparent that I should be dropping by every once in awhile...especially on the weekends when there are some really hot bods around! Where are all these guys during the week? How come I don't see them around?

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